September 06, 1998
[06:16] <(Public)> While in Lala Land, Medwyn wonders if she should stop her kitty from sniffing paint..doesn't need a high kitty...=)
September 26, 1998
[32:41] <(Public)> If I can shoot rabbits then I can shoot facists. Circa was tormenting their online help earlier. Boy, it's a great way to pass the time
[23:42] <(Public)> Chairman of the Borg, Tallin says, "Beats waiting on hold for them to answer your question."
[23:43] <(Public)> Boombastic Circa says, "Weeeell... since 80% of the time yer question confuses them, why not go on with a totally dumbass question, like "How do I log on?" (which I did earlier), and watch them tell you how to start AOL, THEN figure out "hmmm... why is she asking this, when she must already be on...""
October 02, 1998
[10:21] <Humour> Ebudae says, "Dang, why wouldn't he hit 'p'?"
[10:21] <Humour> Circa says, "cuz he's damn stupid?"
[10:21] <Humour> Circa says, "even worse than... *shudder*, me?"
October 23, 1998
[08:04] <(Public)> Burning figures out what's wrong with his turkey pot pie.
[08:04] <(Public)> Burning says, "It's beef, not turkey."
October 25, 1998
[18:46] <Code> Ebudae says, "Not on this channel."
[18:46] <Code> Ebudae mischannels.
March 27, 1999
[23:09] {Admin} Katarina says, "why are you guys attacking poor innocent SkY?"
[23:09] {Admin} SkYLarK says, "Wiz plaything of the month ;)"
May 01, 1999
[10:44] {Admin} SkYLarK looks outside, "AAAAAARGH! The light! the light! I'm melting!!!!"
[10:45] {Admin} Meglos buys Lark a super-cooled air conditioner.
[10:45] {Admin} Katarina says, "an air conditioner... does it make the air soft and manageable?"
[10:46] {Admin} Meglos laughs.
[10:46] {Admin} SkYLarK says, "Hehehehehehe"
[10:46] {Admin} Meglos says, "Does that mean there's air shampoo, then?"
[10:48] {Admin} SkYLarK says, "sure ;)"
[10:48] {Admin} Meglos grins.
[10:48] {Admin} SkYLarK wonders if air gets danruff...
[10:48] {Admin} Meglos says, "Yep. Dust. :)"
[ Now we know what kinds of important things the staff talk about. - Ed. ]
May 07, 1999
[04:37 AM] From afar, Burning learns that he really REALLY dislikes blowing his nose and having pieces of hamburger meat come out.
May 11, 1999
[05:47 AM] Eater-of-Newbies pages: They'd find me, blind and deranged, staring directly into the projector, three days later in the basement.
May 15, 1999
[17:37] (*Public*) Rimnal says, "What's her NAME?! ;)"
[17:38] (*Public*) To continue, press any SkYLarK says, "HEHEHE, Donna :)"
[17:38] (*Public*) To continue, press any SkYLarK hugs his 21" monitor :)
[17:39] (*Public*) To continue, press any SkYLarK says, "no!no!no!, the monitor isn't named Donna, she's a real person ;)"
July 10, 1999
[23:03] <<Public>> R. Daneel wants an 8M upgrade for his palm :)
October 28, 1999
[18:47] >>-Admin-> Darth Spod Soruk has thankfully managed to escape the list...!
[ Not for long.... - Ed. ]
November 08, 1999
[02:52] <<Public>> Bugs Destiny tickles the cosmos curiously
November 12, 1999
[13:20] <<Public>> No sex or violence. No morbid silence. Jewelie Is COLD!
[13:20] <<Public>> >>-Princess-> Nyssa says, "Frigid Queen. ;)"
January 18, 2000
[00:53] <=Linux=> modprobe -r Rimnal feels left out... "I need a man!"
February 01, 2000
[06:10] <=Linux=> Luke poos, multitasking my mule.
[06:11] <=Linux=> Meglos says, "You have a mule?"
[06:11] <=Linux=> Burning covers his eyes.
May 09, 2000
[04:53] >>-Admin-> Rimnal sees a picture of a shower that's basically a huge cylinder, clear.
[04:53] >>-Admin-> Rimnal says, "Dang, I'd feel like a specimen in that thing."
May 20, 2000
[07:27] <<Public>> The homonculous inside the head of Rage needs no innards, has bandwidth instead!
May 30, 2000
[8:19 AM] Rage pages: Crap. I need a goose.
[ Don't look at me! - Ed. ]
July 12, 2000
[07:47] <<Public>> The homonculous inside the head of Rage says, "What's been up around here?"
[07:47] <<Public>> Who me, I'm not Chronotis rumbles, "The Vatuu against the Euro."
October 27, 2000
[8:19 AM] *> From afar, Rimnal is a meat by-product?
November 12, 2000
[11:15 AM] Katarina says, "I hate mood swings!"
[11:15 AM] Katarina says, "no wait. I love mood swings!"
November 15, 2000
[07:55 AM] Nathaniel pages: Goodness. I think I may have inadvertently summoned Satan into my stomach.
[07:55 AM] Nathaniel pages: The burning, the burning...
November 18, 2000
[09:46] <-> Public <-> Meglos says, "I could be the next David Letterman."
November 26, 2000
[00:09] {Wizards} Meglos says, "Lots of things on the 'net are bizarre. :)"
[00:09] {Wizards} Meglos says, "I mean, just look at us. :)"
January 14, 2001
>> Public << Glitch says, "I could create the universe, if I only saw the first line of the script..."
Katarina says, "he's dead.."
Rimnal says, "Then I'm much more likely to like it. :)"
January 27, 2001
[06:08] <=Linux=> Burning scoffs at Meg's anatomical inadequacies.
February 25, 2001
[05:00] >> Public << Meglos has never dated a lesbian.
March 16, 2001
[09:11] >> Public << Lexikon flings holy water at Jae's computer, until he realizes HE'S TOUCHING HOLY WATER.
[09:11] >> Public << Lexikon bursts into balefire, and shrieks.
[ Jaena had been reconnecting quite a bit. - Ed. ]
March 20, 2001
Katarina says, "You eat enough bananas and finally, all the banana eating memories are the same."
March 29, 2001
[4:20 AM] Rimnal pages: I admit, some peoples pets do need to be nuked from orbit
March 30, 2001
[3:56 AM] From afar, Burning swigs vodka and eats a yak.
April 03, 2001
[05:41] >> Public << Luke says, "It's not often you see a Goddess in a beard belching up a small live human toddler. Although the 'small' was probably a tautology."
[13:05] >> Public << Katarina covers her ears and screams, "I said I can't hear the voices!"
April 09, 2001
[00:10] >> Public << Chaos says, "We get group discounts at asylums."
[06:35] <<Broadcast>> Zenty shouts, "Use the shaft for aiming :P"
[06:35] <<Broadcast>> Zenty shouts, "that was not ment as sick as it sounded!"
[6:37 AM] Burning pages: These dried mangoes have given me the weirdest gas.
April 22, 2001
[6:40 AM] Burning pages: I just like to harass tool/knife retailers.
April 23, 2001
[6:13 AM] From afar, Burning puts on a tutu and squats on the rooftop, screaming in german.
. . .
[6:13 AM] From afar, Burning laughs. "I'm an endless stream of absurdity that must be catalogued, it seems."
July 08, 2001
[02:45] {Wizards} Zenty says, "sup"
[02:45] {Wizards} Meglos says, "You're still an idiot, Zenty."
July 18, 2001
[02:25] >> Public << Meglos makes tea.
[02:25] >> Public << Meglos says, "Early Grey."
August 02, 2001
[09:05] >> Public << Luna is now fine until she's 70 years old.
[09:05] >> Public << Luna says, "But I don't have to do anything until then."
December 30, 2001
[00:55] {Wizards} Meglos says, "The immoral flag's not used anymore, anyhow."
August 21, 2003
[11:42 AM] Rimnal paged Luna with 'I just like all cotton sheets, as long as they have a reasonably decent tread count.'.
[11:42 AM] Long distance to Luna: Rimnal blinks.
[11:42 AM] Rimnal paged Luna with 'Uh, thread count.'.
[11:43 AM] Luna pages: I prefer all cotton, too. But I've never tried anything else. heeee, tire sheets.. interesting image.
[11:43 AM] Rimnal paged Luna with 'You know... For that ... extra traction.'.
January 14, 2005
[10:01] >> Public << Zenty heads out
[10:01] >> Public << Zenty says, "Don't murder anyone that may be important."
[10:02] >> Public << Meglos says, "Why? You want to do it instead?"
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